I'll show you complicated.....

This is something that has been getting on my nerves lately, more like a phrase that is, I don't know, maybe I'm just intolerant of dramatic and overused lines, but the words "Its complicated" have been ringing in my ears for a week now, I've heard that four times in the last week, and each time somebody refers to it, it's about something different, relationship, describing how a person set up their dildo, and etc etc, first of all, ITS NOT COMPLICATED you ass, it's very fucking simple, you are either going to do it or you are not, it's not complicated, it's not a life or death decision, it's a simple fucking answer, don't tell me "ITS COMPLICATED" when I ask you a SIMPLE GOD-DAM QUESTION, complicated is me sticking my foot up you're ass and trying to make you talk at the same time, "COMPLICATED" is having sex with a midget in a canoe and trying not to tip over, THAT'S COMPLICATED, not how you had lunch, not how you set you're fucking hair, that's SIMPLE, why is it that some people feel the need to walk around or avoid a SIMPLE FUCKING question ? because telling somebody "ITS COMPLICATED" makes that person think it REALLY is, when it's not, fucking idiots !."Well, I was gonna kill you today, but it's "COMPLICATED", no it's not you ass-monkey, either pull the trigger or don't, simple as that. Uggh, I hate dramatic people. END OF RANT, you now return to you're regualarly scheduled satan worshiping....or whatever.